ITALICS ARE PAULA’S INTERJECTIONS.
"My friends were the TV. So I got my accent from Full House." - Frankie, on why he doesn’t have a Massachusetts accent, episode 3.
"In the interest of humiliating your opponent, would you go for the earrings? Like, ‘before she can take them off, I’m gonna rip her fuckin’ ears off’"? - Frankie, on cat fights, episode 3.
"A nice fisting will always do the trick." - Frankie, fighting advice, episode 3.
"I thought you were a 75 year old woman in a 23 year old’s body." - Frankie, first impressions of Paula, episode 3.
I’m a little old fashioned, but I am ruthlessly a 23 yr old. Perhaps younger. Frankie like… is ageless. I imagine he was always Frankie - maybe with a less extensive vocabulary. Same twisted psyche though. :D
"We work in IT because we’re a 10 in IT, even if we’re a 6 in the real world." - Molly, on why women work in IT, episode 3.
Just FYI - Molly’s a gorgeous ginger and most of the gals we work with are ten’s. And who decides who’s a ten? WHO? Some chooch in a fancy office on 5th working for a fashion mag? Honeys, he’s probably gay. Like my Daddy always says: “Ya beautiful. And guys like a little somethin’ to grab onto.” He usually gets smacked by my mother at that point.
"[Ethnic guys] grow a lot of body hair throughout puberty, and then, early, they have male patterned baldness. So out comes the Bruins cap." - Frankie, with a half-hearted racial remark, episode 3.
"All the guys you’re into: male pattern baldness. True or not true?" - Frankie, on Paula’s type, episode 3.
"There’s a lot of Paul’s in your family. Is it like George Forman’s family?" - Frankie, on Paula’s namesake, episode 3.
"Renee Rancourt is an established tradition, and my Grampy hates him." - Paula, on singer of the National Anthem for the Bruins, episode 3.
"No no no, you’re an idiot, listen to me. I’m gettin’ aggAHvated." - Paula, explaining the origin of the New England accent, episode 3.
Why the hell was there an “r” in there? I don’t pronounce those bitches.
"My wedding ring’s out there somewhere." - Frankie, explaining the lost whereabouts of his wedding band, episode 3.
"When I go to the bus bathroom, I feel like those girls from Schindler’s List who were hiding in the shitter." - Frankie, on bus woes, episode 3.
"There’s part of me that just wants that bat there on its own." Paula, on the steel baseball bat in her car, and why she doesn’t put a baseball/mit in her trunk to disqualify the bat as a weapon, episode 3.
"Oh yeah, he does burst out of shirts and shit. Thinks with his boner. Isn’t that Bruce Banner’s whole thing? BONER. ME BONER." - Frankie, on why Paula likes Mark Ruffalo, episode 3.
"I’m famous around here. I was in Boston the other day, and two guys drove by and yelled ‘what’s up Paula D?!’" - Paula, on living with fame, episode 3.
"If Mitt Romney wins, I am leaving the country, because that man took down the ‘Reverse the Curse’ sign on the Tobin Bridge, and he deserves to be hanged for it." - Paula, describing her complex political angle, episode 3.
"What a horrible thing to be like, ‘I’ll take the semen just to be done with this.’" - Frankie, on a woman’s inner monologue during sex, episode 3.
"What’d he die of again? Brutal anal rape?" - Frankie, on Kim Jon Il’s death, episode 3.
"We don’t need Cooban (spelled phonetically) militarists after us." - Paula, on Frankie besmirching Fidel Castro, episode 3.