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It made this robot smile! And gave him a heart, like in the Wizard of Oz,
only instead of having to go to Oz, he just had to read the following link.
Oh, and the about page, too!
p.s. I lost the header. Can someone send me the .jpg?
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ITALICS ARE PAULA’S INTERJECTIONS.
“My friends were the TV. So I got my accent from Full House.” - Frankie, on why he doesn’t have a Massachusetts accent, episode 3.
“In the interest of humiliating your opponent, would you go for the earrings? Like, ‘before she can take them off, I’m gonna rip her fuckin’ ears off’”? - Frankie, on cat fights, episode 3.
“A nice fisting will always do the trick.” - Frankie, fighting advice, episode 3.
“I thought you were a 75 year old woman in a 23 year old’s body.” - Frankie, first impressions of Paula, episode 3.
I’m a little old fashioned, but I am ruthlessly a 23 yr old. Perhaps younger. Frankie like… is ageless. I imagine he was always Frankie - maybe with a less extensive vocabulary. Same twisted psyche though. :D
“We work in IT because we’re a 10 in IT, even if we’re a 6 in the real world.” - Molly, on why women work in IT, episode 3.
Just FYI - Molly’s a gorgeous ginger and most of the gals we work with are ten’s. And who decides who’s a ten? WHO? Some chooch in a fancy office on 5th working for a fashion mag? Honeys, he’s probably gay. Like my Daddy always says: “Ya beautiful. And guys like a little somethin’ to grab onto.” He usually gets smacked by my mother at that point.
“[Ethnic guys] grow a lot of body hair throughout puberty, and then, early, they have male patterned baldness. So out comes the Bruins cap.” - Frankie, with a half-hearted racial remark, episode 3.
“All the guys you’re into: male pattern baldness. True or not true?” - Frankie, on Paula’s type, episode 3.
“There’s a lot of Paul’s in your family. Is it like George Forman’s family?” - Frankie, on Paula’s namesake, episode 3.
“Renee Rancourt is an established tradition, and my Grampy hates him.” - Paula, on singer of the National Anthem for the Bruins, episode 3.
“No no no, you’re an idiot, listen to me. I’m gettin’ aggAHvated.” - Paula, explaining the origin of the New England accent, episode 3.
Why the hell was there an “r” in there? I don’t pronounce those bitches.
“My wedding ring’s out there somewhere.” - Frankie, explaining the lost whereabouts of his wedding band, episode 3.
“When I go to the bus bathroom, I feel like those girls from Schindler’s List who were hiding in the shitter.” - Frankie, on bus woes, episode 3.
“There’s part of me that just wants that bat there on its own.” Paula, on the steel baseball bat in her car, and why she doesn’t put a baseball/mit in her trunk to disqualify the bat as a weapon, episode 3.
“Oh yeah, he does burst out of shirts and shit. Thinks with his boner. Isn’t that Bruce Banner’s whole thing? BONER. ME BONER.” - Frankie, on why Paula likes Mark Ruffalo, episode 3.
“I’m famous around here. I was in Boston the other day, and two guys drove by and yelled ‘what’s up Paula D?!’” - Paula, on living with fame, episode 3.
“If Mitt Romney wins, I am leaving the country, because that man took down the ‘Reverse the Curse’ sign on the Tobin Bridge, and he deserves to be hanged for it.” - Paula, describing her complex political angle, episode 3.
“What a horrible thing to be like, ‘I’ll take the semen just to be done with this.’” - Frankie, on a woman’s inner monologue during sex, episode 3.
“What’d he die of again? Brutal anal rape?” - Frankie, on Kim Jon Il’s death, episode 3.
“We don’t need Cooban (spelled phonetically) militarists after us.” - Paula, on Frankie besmirching Fidel Castro, episode 3.
Look at the tree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTs5eKZ0i1E
Paula’s “Lady Desk” Blog on Men in Hats:
http://ladydesk.tumblr.com/post/6951578409/a-rather-frivolous-defense-of-headwear-while-being
Renee Rancourt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYGwNHomGjk
Time To Go - Dropkick Murphys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP5g-Pjpg_I
Inside the Boston Accent - Where Paula got her Lingustics information from:
http://www.bostonbehindthescenes.com/boston-accent/
The Real Housewives of South Boston
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoTlVgmPK8
Escape from LA
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116225/
Just Like Heaven
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425123/
People vs. George Lucas
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1325014/
Celebrity Hunk of the Week: Mark Ruffalo
Celebrity Chooch of the Week: Mit Romney
WGBH Greater Boston
http://www.wgbh.org/programs/Greater-Boston-11
Italian Phrase of the Week:
Noi scopriamo follia, dopo tutto: “We discover madness, after all.”
“Fuck Arizona! Oh my God, I’m sorry.” - Paula, her thoughts on dessert climate, episode 1.
“Dominic’s a donkey, not a person.” - Paula, on a Christmas icon, episode 1.
“Family friendly!” - Paula, on her one rule, episode 1.
“I’m so glad I get to edit.” - Frankie, on Paula’s car accident story, episode 1.
“Every now and then, I’ll get a big whiff of Marlboro, and I’ll be like, ‘It’s Christmas’.” - Frankie, on associative holiday odors, episode 1.
“Stop, stop, you’re being very disrespectful to the dead.” - Paula, episode 1.
“You hide a pickle in the house, and then it’s Christmas time in the morning.” - Nina, horrible explanation of the Christmas pickle tradition, episode 1.
“If you get to talk about Dominic the Donkey, I get to talk about the Christmas cunt.” - Frankie, spiting his co-host, episode 1.
“I clogged the toilet a few years ago. And my family was like, ‘he always does this.’” - Frankie, on holiday traditions, episode 1.
“Santa Claus is a bad ass. If there were kids being super selfish, he would lay down the law and leave some coal.” - Paula, on The Year Without a Santa Claus, episode 1.
“I’m just saying, there’s more people in the world, so their movies are gonna make more money! Aren’t we up to like, 8 billion or something?” - Paula, on holiday box office statistics, episode 1.
“I LOVE Polar Express! OW MY HAND.” - Paula, getting too excited, episode 1.
“There’s no Chewbacca Kardashian.” - Paula, not going with Frankie’s joke, episode 1.
“I’m telling you, it’s because there are more people in the world, and the value of the dollar has gone up!” - Paula, on macro-economics, episode 1.
“Christmas Day is all about sitting in your PJs, eating candy until you feel sick, and then eating raviolis, turkey sausage, lasagna…” - Paula, episode 1.
“I’m sorry, do you want me to leave? You insult my country?” - Paula, defending the Christmas witch, episode 1.
“Wasn’t it for Fannie Mae? To cheer her up or something?” - Paula, when asked why Jingle Bells was originally written, episode 1.
“No boob jokes, you chooch.” - Paula, episode 1.
“What’s with the extra vowels? To show you’re ethnic?” - Frankie, responding to “parmasen-a”, episode 1.
“I felt like an idiot most of the time. They’re probably like, wow, this girl’s got a head full of fluff. She’s a pecora.” - Paula, after signing off, episode 1.
Dominic the Donkey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz0O9VBIaWU
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0259446/
“Chooch”
http://italian.about.com/b/2004/08/18/yo-chooch.htm
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001795/
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0208654/
Flavored Olive Oil
http://bostonoliveoilcompany.com/
Chooch of the Season
Guy at Supermarket who critiques Paula’s family for buying so much food.
The Chipmunks Slowed Down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8FxOu2gg10
Nestor the Long Eared Donkey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmSvoyIit7I
The Year Without a Santa Claus
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072424/
Highest Grossing Christmas Movies Of All Time
http://boxofficemojo.com/genres/chart/?id=christmas.htm
Top 15 Highest Grossing Movies on Christmas Day
http://boxofficemojo.com/alltime/days/holidays.htm?page=xmasopen&p=.htm
Spotted Elephant from Rudolph
http://images.wikia.com/christmasspecials/images/5/5a/SpottedElephant.jpg
Dutch Girl from Miracle on 34th Street
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBCVE_5Iv_Q
Befana - Italian Christmas Witch
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Befana
How Hitler Stole Chanukah!
“Oh, you’re making a joke about Irish people now? We are not going to be racist on this podcast.” - Paula, responding to Frankie quoting Mickey from Rocky, Episode #2
“I’ve been getting a bunch of really hot, spammy ladies who follow lot of people and are followed by no one. And I always think, maybe I’ll be the first.” - Frankie, referring to spambots on Twitter, episode 2.
“I’m sorry Nina lost the donut competition. Honestly, it was probably rigged.” - Paula, episode 2.
“Girls always go to 11 with everything.” - Frankie, episode 2.
“I saw a dead guy once.” - Paula, episode 2.
“One of those farts suddenly became warm.” - Frankie, about shitting the bed during the flu. Episode 2.
“This was supposed to be glamour, not shit.” - Paula, on Frankie shitting the bed.
“I’m about as interested in this as you were in me shitting my pants.” - Frankie, on the fashion segment, episode 2
“Penises leap away from you?” - Frankie, episode 2
“A guy who can draw a horse is a huge turn on.” - Paula, episode 2
“You know what? I like drivel for the masses.” - Paula, episode 2
“I just think with my big old boner.” - Frankie, episode 2
Lutherans - Spanish Inquisition
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquisition
Italian president joke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avw0n9b2o9U
Tim Curry Thinks It’s Funny Too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7VdV8tW8go
Manicure Mondays
http://www.thelooksforless.com/category/manicure-mondays/
Horse eBooks
https://twitter.com/#!/horse_ebooks
Tim Burton’s Pinnochio
Miss Representation
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1784538/
Naked weather girl
http://www.lememe.com/archives/16126
Fight or Flight: Parking
http://www.lamag.com/features/Story.aspx?ID=1568281
Words with No English Translation
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/94828
Game Transfer Phenomena
Some sort of awful new social media thing.
Italian word of the week: Basta
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/basta#Italian
Song used at beginning of show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L6fuxmjpSo
Song used at end of show:
Paula tries her hat at a few new segments, Frankie tells a horrendous truth about himself, and Cyle Gage opens his segment, “This week in the Internet.”
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